EYER!!!! ka chat!!

yesterday, i was preparing myself for sleep, and headed to the bathroom to brush my teeth, wash my face, and then take out my contacts. i stifled my scream when i saw this HUGE ka chat (cockroach in cantonese) buzzing on the bathroom floor. i quickly jumped out of the bathroom and switched off the lights. i don't know why i did that, because obviously the cockroach 'sees' with its creepy long pervy antennae, and doesn' t care if the bathroom light is on or not.

now usually in my house, when i see a cockroach, i will immedeatly scream " DADDY!!! got ka chat! kill it! " unfortunately, this happened at two a.m. when i was supposed to be asleep, like a good girl. so i brushed my teeth in record time and took out my eyeballs (as my sister calls them) and darted the cockroach a death glare. one day.. ONE DAY, i will get my revenge on you. i was sore, you see, becuase i didn't dare wash my face because that would require me closing my eyes, and not able to keep my eye on it.

in case you're wondering why i have such a phobia about cockroaches, it's because when i was younger, i was taking my bath, and i felt some weird ticklish feeling on my leg, i look down and there is this cockroach hanging on my leg!!!!!!!!

so then, here i am, watching tv, waiting for dinner to come home, when i hear a buzzing behind me. i see the brown enemy, and i head sneakily for newspaper. after a second thought, i decide to get the extra thick marie claire magazine for extraweight and momentum. i roll it up..

i stalk over to the ka chat..

Revenge.

*WHACK*

*WHACK*

I look at the cockroach. it is still twitching.

*WHACK*

cockroach is no longer moving.

*whack*

one more itme just to be sure.

i grab a handful of kleenex, and dispose of it MYSELF. (wah, so proud man)

but just before, i grab my camera. i call it 'morgue : end of the creepy crawlie'