today's blog will be a very pissed off and furious blog as can be seen from my bright red font AND THE MANY EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!.

I ALMOST GOT RUN OVER TODAY!!!

i was innocently and, i admit, rather sleepily, walking across the road in front of my school, when some bloody idiot driving a silver car sped past me so CLOSE that i actually felt my bag touch the stupid side mirror!!! and the bloody farking idiot honked ME!! me???!!!

what is it's( since the obviously mentally defective person went so fast i didn't know if IT was a male or a female) bloody problem?? hah?? that wasn't even a 'pon pon'!!! this was a 'HOOOOOONNNNNNNNNKKKKK'!!! one of those super mengada-fied show off honks by drop outs and uneducated ass holes who do not know the meaning of and spelling of etiquette!

you want to drive it's not my problem. you want to drive fast and kill people, not my problem either. seriously la, do you really think i would care that much? would YOU? you want to drive and kill YOURSELF, LAGI not my problem. you want to drive and kill me, i come and whoop your ass, and tear you apart from limb to limb! I WILL GIVE YOU ONE TIGHT SLAP AND STUFF MY SUPER SHARP AND HARD FILE UP WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE!!!! you think i look small and docile, fella, you come and i show you what pent-up anger REALLY means!

drive so fast for what huh? HUHH?? i ask you, got fire is it? got baby to save from the burning building? got terminal disease is it? you want to die faster you come up to me, i send you to hell immedeatly! never kena saman before? driving so fast near school area. blind bugger cannot read signs meh?!!

CHIBAI, what's your freaking problem? if i ever. find out. who the bloody hell. you. are, you are going to regret it for the rest of your life. i will sue your pimply ass off, make you pay through your nose, no, pore!! and if possible, make you rot in a jail where you will be traded as a sex slave to fat, sweaty, perverted men who want it all the time (hard too!)for a few packets of cigarettes. no, make that toilet paper! hah!!! if not, i will make you a bankrupt and all that you love will shun you! i will spread horrible rumours about you and make it so that you will have no home no job, and best of all, NO CAR!!! how do you like that? huh?? HUHHHH????

and i won't be done yet! i will HUNT YOU DOWN and tear you apart from limb to limb WITH MY BARE HANDS and practice acupuncture on you! i will wrestle with you AND NOT THE FAKE ACT YOU SEE ON TV EITHER! i am talking real undiluted rage and fury. you think i cannot hit you? just ask my classmates! i have hard fingers form piano practice!!! i will bash your fugly face in, and tear every single strand of hair from your head and WAX YOUR HAIRY LEGS!! as i was walking up to my class, i had a ecurring fantasy of whipping out a rifle and shooting the tyre of the car so it would go screeching and careen off the road and fllip over many times and burt into an inferno of red death and flame. and you know the best part?

I can get away with it. who would blame me, who so dedicatedly went to a prestigious learning institution in pursue of an education for a better future and to learn how to be an honourable person so as to be able to give back to the country and community, only to be dangerously put on the brink of death, or serious injury and emotional distress by a physically defective(again, i'm just assuming, but really, all horrible people are ugly aren't they?)fugly maniacal RETARD (apology to all mentally challenged people for putting this maniac in the same class as you)who has issues???!!!

you mother f---ing bugger, i curse you!! i hope you will develop all types of sexually transmitted diseases, including crabs, and develop a horrible sense of fashion to the point where the real police will actually arrest you! I curse you to never win the lottery, can never find parking space, and find alchohol the most disgusting thing ever. i curse you to go bald by the your next birthday, and have terrible BO! and just for that honk, i CURSE YOU TO SHOOT BLANKS!HAH!!!!!

i am emotionally repressed, and extremely violent when provoked. as a result i have a lot of pent up anger. i look forward to releasing it if i find out who you are, so this is a lesson for everybody out there.

never. ever. mess. with. ME.

yuen