Once upon a time, there lived a gingerbread man who dwelled in the little city of Queen's Confectionary. He was a gingerbread man cooked with the finest top-grade Pillsburied dough and icing, and had lovely dark Swiss chocolate brown eyes. Because of advantageous placing of his home near the hottest spot in all of the kingdom ( The Oven ) , the gingerbread man was constantly fresh-out-of-the-oven hot. Because of this super-deluxe exclusive house, many other pastries tried to pass themselves off as higher end Delicacies (but really, they were just Tarts) to attract his eye.
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chapter 2 - the candy cane
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hehe.. that gingerbread man sounds way past sexy.. haha
Tarts! Tarts! Aiyo the last time I heard the Tarts pun was in Adrian Mole, when he was flirting with Daisy.
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