fugly and just freaky sights.

several weeks ago, i went to a seafood restaurant near subang jaya airport. while i was eating dinner, my sister and i spotted this incredibly loud lady (in more ways than one) with a hyperactive child, although i'm not sure that was her kid. mothers should be able to behave themselves, but noooooo, not this one. the kid was making such a ruckus, that i turned and happened to look at the lady.

i wanted to puke. she looked as if she had been just released from fashion jail and was looking to be arrested again! any SANE person would tell you that you do not clash patterns! i took a picutre with my sister's phone to let you all see the horrendous sight. you see you see? that lady in black and white.. first of all, the top is so damn fugly on her! makes your fatty bulges even more .. FAT! why on earth would you wear that woman????? and FLORAL PRINTS??!!! HAVE YOU GONE INSANE? only slim and skinny people should wear big prints because they make you look fat, you learn that in living skills, suprisingly. this whole outfit is just... it just... it just renders you speechless. don't harp on me about freedom of ..uh.. clothes. you want to dress like that and embarass yourself, go ahead, but pleaassseeee don't torture other people's vision like that! skali you let some poor depressed person see you and make that person more depressed then go commit suicide. or terrorism! hah! we're right next to an airport you know! you're giving one more reason to maniacs who are planning some other attention gabbing hijack!

"hmm... i wonder if i should risk my life to grab attention for a cause that involves berating americans using God as an excuse while sacrificing hundreds of innocent livews. woah, what is that flash - ARRGHHHH!!! what a horrible sight!!! let me die!!"

that is what a terrorist would be thinking.

on a scarier but at least less disgusting note, as i was walking to the toilet to wash my hands, i heard this terrible noise. (geez, first visually, now aurally. my senses are killing me!) i look to my left and get the second fright of the night.



it's a chicken, in case you can't see it clearly. you may be wondering why a chicken is scary, but it was VERY BIG, i tell you! and it kept opening its wings and flapping them very intimidatingly! and when you're at a seafood restaurant, the last thing you expect to see is a giant clucking chicken ALIVE AND ON THE LOOSE. and this one was extra scary. not like the docile pecking ones that have accepted their fate under the chopper and boiling water.

i got home alive.

yuen