egg me.

me and francine were discussing.. okay, crapping in class during math. can you blame us? and i quoted my now-familiar phrase: "he's so hot you could fry an egg on him", and we got to talking about guys who we know, and when we came to one of the fellas, the evil little bi*** that i am, i rated him badly. he was a total egoistic player!!

so we came up with this rating system:

raw egg : so not hot. not even lukewarm. like.. straight out of the refridgerator! reserved for low-life two timing scum. not even the ugliest geek deserves it.

soft-boiled egg : not that good, but anything's better that a raw egg. somewhat decent, but still has way too many shortcomings.

hard-boiled egg : cute! not a bad catch, and a totally must-have accessory to have to all social occasions. hold on to him and never let go!

fried egg : fried eggs are special because they don't need water to be cooked. this one requires oil. totally one of a kind, and oh-so-beyond. a rare species that makes you weak in the knees, woozy and just day-dreamy. hot stuff bay-beh! you KNOW you're in like when you rate him a fried egg.

evaporated egg : francine and i didn't think it suitable to put our favorite pretty boy, Orlando Bloom in the same category as lesser more realistic mortals, so we created a more unreachable level. egg so HOT that it evaporated to non-existence. people, no, Idols, in this category are Orlando and (francine insisted on his inclusion) Chad Micheal Murray. these are the stuff of Legends. people so incredible you have to be one to score one.

i wonder where i stand...

leave me a post-it.

yuen

quote of the day : "Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none" - William Shakespeare -

respect to the dude.