Dream away

We were at another mamak stall for the first time ( tomyam bihun - incredible ), and I was talking to Chandni about the romantic stuff she did for her boyfriend. Chandni, who is a self-declared non-romantic, says that she's only ever cooked for her boyfriend once, and i'm assuming it was for a special event, because she also lit candles and stuff (awwwwww). She says that she doesn't cook, do laundry and stuff for the boyfriend because she doesn't see why he can't do it for himself.(you go, girl!) Then Thomas enters the conversation, and we end up telling Thomas that he wants a wife, not a girlfriend. Haha! So then Thomas tells us that his ideal woman would be strong, non-dependent, and would fight him on every topic. Chandni told him to marry a lawyer. xD

And of course, that got me thinking. My Ideal Guy

He would be tallER than me. Most guys are actually...

He would be funny. I don't really care if that funny includes a weird sense of humour, because i actually find that adorable.

He would take my breath away.

He would be into music. Not heavy metal or goth though.. Maybe jazz or contemporary, indie, classical, whatever.

He would have the most amazing eyes. I don't care if everybody else thinks that they're normal eyeballs; to me they are the window to his very soul. dude. I could stare and ogle at them all day. But that would probably creep him out, no matter how perfect he was. I know because it would creep me out too.

He would be a gentleman and do that whole open doors thing, because he can, and wants to.

He would be really sweet and walk me back just to make sure i reach whereever i'm going safely. And call just to make sure.

He would make me laugh. And talking to him would be the easiest thing for me. Which is saying a lot, because i get tongue-tied around guys i like.

His shoulder will be the perfect resting place for my head, because i'm sappy like that. And he won't mind either. Heck, he might even like it!

And in return!

I would pamper my boyfriend to the ends of the earth! Because i like to.

I would bake for him. Once in a while. When i don't burn the brownies. Or finish the whole thing....

I can't cook. But maybe i'd cook his favourite dish, provided it's super simple for simple minded people like me. hehehehe

I draw the line at doing laundry. I can't even do my own laundry, you expect me to do yours? But if I dirtied his shirt or something, then i'd give it to my maid to clean. HAH!

I will remember birthdays! and special days! But this is no surprise because i am a typical girl.

I will try not to give him a sissy nickname. But I make no promises.

I will be a fairly reasonable girlfriend. You want to go out with your ex? fine.. as long as you tell me.. Even if i was terribly jealous, i would probably keep it in, because i can be very rational. *ahem*

On another note, right now as i am typing this, i feel as sick as a dog. I'm cold, even though the weather is fine, there's a headache coming on, I have a horrible throat infection that hurts like hell, and my limbs and neck hurt like an old woman with arthritis. This can't be good. I bet it's Valentine's day ganging up on me.

Valentines : "She hates me? ME?! I, who is celebrated worldwide in a most commercialised manner every year and mock all single lonely heartbroken people? I'll show her.. I'll make her sick! Bah, humbug.

Piss off.