Baskin is a rude Robbins

Lydia asked me to blog. If she didn't I'd probably have forgotten to log in to Blogger until something majorly happening er. happened.

2007 is extra stressful, dunno why! I told KarBear yesterday night that this year I am much more serious about studies, and thus extra stress, and thus less tolerating in general. I told her I must be finally growing up. Come come, let us celebrate this coming of age!

But yes! I have hardly any patience for anything anymore! Meaning to say I am very mean la, and plus, I get extra angry and pissy and hissy-fitty and bitchy and violent. I give you example.

Today was Tun's birthday so we headed to Nando's in One U to makan. The Sun has also been publishing coupons for Baskin Robbin's free one scoop ice cream. Linda and I have been collecting coupons like anything. So far she has 5, and I have three; what to do, we are kiasu Malaysians and we like ice cream.

WALA WEIIII we got ATTITUDE from this fella who scoops the ice cream at One U's Baskin Robbins (the one near RedRumMurder and Cherrielle).

I asked him what the flavour of the day was, because (and I really do read the terms and conditions of all coupons and vouchers and stuff la! Must know your legal rights okay.) the coupon states that you have to buy the flavour of the day then only you get one free scoop of your choice. So I asked la, dunno what the fella mumble, just motion for me to give him the coupon only. So fiiiine I give him. He points to the flavour advertised. Mind you, it never said THAT was the flavour of the day)

"Okay, I'll have one scoop of this (points at Maui Brownie) and... "

*wanders off to the next section*

*spots Pralines and Cream*

"And THIS one!" *pokes finger at glass*

eh..where's the fella.. Had to wait for him, give him look, then poke again at Pralines and Cream.

"Yeah, I'll have this one please"

The faggot go and SIGH. WTH I CANNOT ORDER ICE CREAM IS IT!?? WOULD IT KILL YOU TO WALK ONE MORE METRE TO PRALINES AND CREAM?? YOU GOT ONLY ONE LEG AH? PEOPLE WITH NO LEGS ALSO CAN RUN MARATHON YOU CANNOT WALK IS IT???!!! (Okay la, I dunno if there actually is anybody with no legs who run marathons, but I'm sure there are people with only one leg who do that okay don't argue with me, I'm angry)

Then he was holding two normal sized ice cream cones. Takkan I want to hold two ice cream cones and lick them alternately right? A bit greedy looking, and 'sides I don't fancy their small ice cream cones. They go soggy. So I asked VERY POLITELY (polite tone, 'excuse me, could I..') if I could have the two scoops in the big cone.

Retard obviously got no authority so he looks at his boss, he says cannot.

"Oh.. Well, it's alright then, could I just have it in a cup please?"

The fella scoops my Pralines and Cream.

and SLAMS it down on the counter.

Excuse me, cibai hailat pukima asswipe! DO NOT SLAM MY FREAKING ICE CREAM ON THE COUNTER! VERY TIRING TO PUT THE ICE CREAM CONES BACK IS IT? geeeeeezuuussss (@$&@)(!)@$( Fucker, want to get shelling and slapping from me is it? I've never slapped anyone in anger or bitchiness before, but I can tell you that you would definitely get a bright red palm print! My friends will confirm that...

People like this are the bane (or is it boon? whatevs, the bad one.) of the service industry. Of course, they're not here to serve you. They're employed to scoop ice cream. One can argue that they're not paid to wait on you hand and foot. But I will also reiterate that if you cannot give me service with a smile, you'd better be one of those pasar malam vendors or hawkers because I expect service in any shoplot to be polite at the very least. If the Baskin Robbins at Pyramid can give me excellent friendly service with a smile, I see no reason why you cannot at least be polite. Rudeness does not have a place in any bloody job unless you're an actor on MTV Punked or Boiling Points. And very few people tolerate rudeness. I am not one of those people.

You sad pathetic fool, I hope you serve ice cream for the rest of your life. And not from an air-conditioned lot. I hope you serve it from a motorbike. With no umbrella! And little kids will scream and squeal your eardrums out and take ages to decide which ice cream they want; and then they will eat at your motorbike so your motorbike will have sticky ice lolly stains; and they'll throw the ice cream at you because your ice cream sucks. And then they will cry and yell for their beefy bushy eyebrowed fierce protective father because you yelled at them, and then you kena bish bash up until muka lebam. Or better yet, you kena sued for causing emotional damage to little cute vulnerable children. And while you're in court, your motorbike kena saman.

You little wench, you're lucky that you had Pralines and Cream today. Otherwise I would have given you my killer stare that I always give Linda and Kitty. And bitch at you outright. And walk away.

And you know those used leftover spoons lying in front of the ice cream that other people left? Yeah, I was going to be nice and put them into the container for used spoons, but then YOU existed, so I left them there. In full view of everybody.

You find it bothersome to walk one metre from Maui Brownie to Pralines and Cream? Let's see you go all the way around the counter to pick up dirty spoons.

Suck my nonexistent balls, you bitch.