Batface and Birdbrain

OHMIGOD

'Batman and Robin' is so bad it's not funny.

Okay, it's actually funny in a really really bad way. The horribly cheesy dialogue, the horrid soundtrack, the comic-ky sound effects, and the casting, oh the casting...

Uma Thurman is hot as Poison Ivy, I'll give her that. But she can't do comic characters. Not Ivy anyway. The tone, the script, oh my God, why, Uma, why.. Gattaca made me a fan of your elegance and poise. Poison Ivy is your skeleton in the closet shame.

Arnold Shwarz-dude. What. The. HeckyDoo. The face paint, the accent, the costume. It's almost too painful to watch. He's there for comic relief more than anything. He doesn't even have proper powers. Just some big ass gun that shoots ice. Loser.

George Clooney?? You have GOT to be kidding me. KNN. He can't do action for shizz la! Comedy, okay; Drama, sure; Why do I find him projecting the lawyer character in the movie with Catherine Zeta Jones in an action movie adapted from the comic? Micheal Keaton was the better Batman, for sure.

Why does Alfred have some crazy terminal disease?? *wail*

Alicia Silverstone as Batgirl. Honestly, I'm not a fan of Batgirl at all. One main character in the comics plus one sidekick is enough. Plus, it just sounds so gay. Who in their right mind would fight evil guys and save the day in three inch leather boots? Heeeehehehe. Uncle Alfred was being pretty pervy when he designed her suit. Skin tight rubber/leather plus really ugly boots? Rather S&M wei...

But the horrible scriptwriting takes the cake. The whole movie gives Ivy sexual innuendos that are really just ridiculous pick up lines. Worse than 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'. It's two hours of cliche lines and bad bad cheesy jokes.

Batman : *looks at Ivy's henchman* No beauty.
Robin : More like a beast.

Batman : Who are you?
Batgirl : I'm Batgirl!
Batman : That's not awfully PC.. How about Batperson, or Batwoman?

Batman : Hey Freeze (Arnold's character), the heat is on. *punch punch*

Freeze : Freeze in hell, Batman!!

Robin : You're pretty good at this, little girl!
Batgirl : *smirks* Well, watch and learn, little boy.

I can't bring myself to type anymore of the horridness. They're going on about power and vengence now. Typical save the day, restore justice, lets all hold hands and paint rainbows speech.

Freeze : Take two of these *referring to antidote to Alfred's disease*.. and call me in the morning..

I couldn't resist. :D