Saturday, November 18, 2006

The Holiday Post

The Hols have started. My resolution?

GET INTO SHAPE

And I don't mean bionic woman shape la. I mean like nice bottle shape. So first, must have photographic evidence, like those Marie France. Except I won't take actual B-W-H measurements. Well, not post them anyway. Seeing that fat/phat *coughcough* ass is already too much.


Omg, would you look at that tummy. And those arms!
I swear, I'm going to kidnap Mom's zapper thingy. And start using those dumbbells to tone the biceps.


And the legs. Right. Gotta gotta gottaaaaa work on those thighs. NO MORE CHU PA!!!

Omg, I seriously want to die at the sight of that stomach.

By the start of the new semester I resolve to be able to wear proper low rise jeans and not feel bad.

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